ma feb 06, 2006 17:49
Als besturingssystemen vliegmaatschappijen zouden zijn
OS AIRLINES:
UNIX AIRLINES
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they
come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane
together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane
they are supposed to be building...
AIR DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and
let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push
again, jump on again, and so on...
MAC AIRLINES
All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look
and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details,
you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, and everything
will be done for you without you ever having to know, so just shut up...
WINDOWS AIR
The terminal is pretty and colourful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage
check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the
air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever...
WINDOWS NT AIR
Just like windows, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out
all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes...
OSX AIRLINES
Fancy and colourful terminal with aqua-coloured ticket counters and happy-
coloured terminal-crew. After you get in, you find out that you are actually
flying AirBSD, but you paid for it and everyone else is flying for free...
LINUX AIR
Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their
own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways
themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the
ticket, but you can also download and print it yourself. When you board
the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the
seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable
the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight
meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about
the great trip, but all they can say is:
"You had to do WHAT with the seat????!!!"
33 SW 1.7IE 1993 - R.I.P
RRclassic 3.9 EFI
Alles is relatief......absoluut!!